Below is a summary of rules you need to follow if you want to have an account on this server of Mastodon:
Don't piss on the rug.
Don't shit in the pool.
Don't be a total twat.
Multiple offences will have you tried by a jury of the Blitter community. If you're voted off the island, don't leave mad, just leave.
Above all things, have fun.
Do not invite Vampires into the House.
Don't drink the last beer. If you do, you're buying the next case!
All standard rules of human etiquette MUST be observed. No peeing in the pool, or pooping on the rug, you'll be asked to leave politely only once.
Many hands make lighter work and an enjoyable team spirit. If you want to join the administration team on the E.P.G.N. family of publishing tools, broadcasting sites and social apps, drop a message to email@example.com and tell us what you do or how you would like to help out!
Cheers, and don't eat yellow snow.
RJM - @blitadmin